Woof! What's a baby? What is that thing?
Woof! My Dad. He holds my bone to chew chew.
Bark! I ate a wall at someone else's house. Seemed like something that I should taste!
Woof! Dad's study assistant. I'm in training now.
Bark Bark! Live in the suburbs! They have grass there!
Woof! Threaten to crock pot other house pets.
Zzzzzz. Nap. Naps and cuddles are nice.
Woof! Nirvana. She seems to know what all life is about. Never phased by anything. I want to be friends with her.
Bark! The park! Every day we go to the park! It's the best place!!! Zoom zoom!
Bark Bark!! My Dad says I'm not allowed to have boyfriends or get married. He says no man is good enough.
Woof! My Mom said no surprise puppies so I'll adopt this people-looking one coming home later. I don't know how I feel about the loud noises it'll make but, I think I can handle it.
Grrrrr. Trash bags.
Bark! Oh oh all day with Dad. We can go to the park. We can go to the pet store. We can go for a ride in the car. We can go to another park. We can drink lots and lots and lots of water and get it EVERYWHERE. Then we can take naps.
Woof! Dad is home a lot more and I LIKE it. Mom is home a lot more and I LIKE it.
Woof! The trash bag will lose. You can win. You can walk past it!
Sam
Bark! Baby carrots. Soooo yummy!
BARF! Broccoli.
Roo!
Woof! RACCOOOOOON!